Haha

Then you want to listen to LaoZhaBor Speaks…

*Lao Zha Bor is Hokkien meaning old woman.

Oh yeah, she can RAP too! Yo Yo..!

Yo! check this out bro!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the CHAO AH PEK into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.
I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

Of course, I didn’t write all the above. That was generated using kennysia’s blog generator and trust me, he is a born entertainer! Check it out.

Here is the link and in case the auction end before you have a chance to see it, the following are what she wrote in item description.

If you take advantage of the buy it now I will include 3 color pictures of the storm, and I believe this will be the first snow sold on ebay and will almost certainly be the first Colorado snow sold this year on ebay!

(as long as you use the buy it now before Jan. 1st 12:22:53:23:11!

Lets make ebay history together!!!!!!!!

This is your chance to own a piece of history!

You will receive Colorado snow fresh from what is being called the storm of the century, the 2006 colorado blizzard.

The snow will come from LAMAR COLORADO an area hit harder than most parts of the state.

We are currently burried in 4 or 5 feet of this fluffy white snow with 15 ft drifts in sight.

Your snow will be sent in a leak proof container because during shipping there is a good chance it will melt.

If you need snow in snow form send me a message and we could overnight a bunch surrounded by ice.

All snow will be packeaged and shipped on Wed. because mail doesnt run till then weather permitting hee hee.

If you would like to pick up the snow in person there will be no shipping charge and you can have as much as you want.

All snow is sold as is we dont accept returns we have enough snow allready!!

Please send me a message if you have any questions.

You should also see the Questions session, it has brighten up my day!

I am just wondering, how the hell is she going to make sure that the snow is still snow when it reach the buyer’s ? Hmmmm

Note
You still have 50 minutes to bid if you see this post just right after I post it. Hurry up!

Update 02/01/07 17:11 GMT:
Could you believe the snow was sold at more than 100 USD??
Anyone interested in buying snow from Bradford? £20 per kg, please leave me an email if you interested and only if Bradford snow this year.

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, “Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and *poof* she’s gone.

The second says, “I want to be Madonna and *poof* she’s gone.

The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini..”

St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he asks. “Sara Pipalini;” replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.”

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. “No sister, the paper says it was the ‘Sahara Pipeline’ that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.”

If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!
If you don’t, you aren’t going to heaven either!

It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50.

At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.

The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie.She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage; Tomato with freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cups bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the five quid for?” “Well,” said the dumb blonde, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should dosomething special for you”. “I asked him what to give you”. He said,

“F*** him. Give him a fiver.” She smiled shyly and said, “The breakfast was my idea.”

And moral of the story??

If you want to get laid with blondes, be a postman!

This uncle is hot in Hong Kong!

youtube.com was down because it couldn’t afford 6 millions users to load this clip, rumour also says it was being hacked!

It’s a bit long though, but it’s worth your time.

Click the image to unveil to the VISTA…

update:

for some reason, the video refused to show up properly, here is the link.