Eric Tan | Blog http://niceric.com/blog Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:42:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 en Warcraft - I am too sexy http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/21/warcraft-i-am-too-sexy/ http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/21/warcraft-i-am-too-sexy/#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:28:40 +0000 Eric http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/21/warcraft-i-am-too-sexy/ My friend sent me this funny thingy.

Some people are just so creative!

]]> http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/21/warcraft-i-am-too-sexy/feed/ Japanese prank http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/17/japanese-prank/ http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/17/japanese-prank/#comments Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:07:16 +0000 Eric http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/17/japanese-prank/ My colleague sent me this, it is hilarious.

]]> http://niceric.com/blog/2007/07/17/japanese-prank/feed/ Postcard of the Year http://niceric.com/blog/2007/06/18/postcard-of-the-year/ http://niceric.com/blog/2007/06/18/postcard-of-the-year/#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:34:44 +0000 Eric http://niceric.com/blog/2007/06/18/postcard-of-the-year/ See if for yourself! It is hilarious!

Haha

kl-floods.jpg

]]> http://niceric.com/blog/2007/06/18/postcard-of-the-year/feed/ A must read blog - Laozhabor http://niceric.com/blog/2007/05/23/a-must-read-blog-laozhabor/ http://niceric.com/blog/2007/05/23/a-must-read-blog-laozhabor/#comments Wed, 23 May 2007 10:23:55 +0000 Eric http://niceric.com/blog/2007/05/23/a-must-read-blog-laozhabor/ If you have some time to kill.
If you can (or try to) understand her sense of humor.
If you can understand her language. (Singlish or some hokkien)
If you don’t mind to see loads (yes, I mean LOADS) of self-portrait photo from a middle age woman.

Then you want to listen to LaoZhaBor Speaks…

*Lao Zha Bor is Hokkien meaning old woman.

Oh yeah, she can RAP too! Yo Yo..!

Yo! check this out bro!


]]> http://niceric.com/blog/2007/05/23/a-must-read-blog-laozhabor/feed/ Mathematical equation to success http://niceric.com/blog/2007/04/20/108/ http://niceric.com/blog/2007/04/20/108/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:33:10 +0000 Eric http://niceric.com/blog/2007/04/20/108/ This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Hmmmm…. quite true, isn’t it?

]]> http://niceric.com/blog/2007/04/20/108/feed/ Life or Death http://niceric.com/blog/2006/11/27/life-or-death/ http://niceric.com/blog/2006/11/27/life-or-death/#comments Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:59:34 +0000 Eric http://niceric.com/blog/2006/11/27/life-or-death/ You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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